Feb 5
The Valentine Algorithm
—Love predicted, delivered, and returned unopened. The model ran overnight.Inputs weighted.Patterns confirmed.Your name surfacedwith a confidence scorejust high enough to justify delivery. The system knew your habits,late replies,warm coffee,a tendency to hesitateright before accepting thingsthat ask for more than efficiency. A heart-shaped outcome was generated.Optimized for symmetry.Packaged…