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me all the time

thinking about dumb stuff all the time

HOW BIG IS YOUR DONG I BET I COULD TAKE IT IF I TRY.

TAKE TWO SUBWAY FOOT LONGS

MASH THEM TOGETHER LENGTH-WISE

ADD TO THICKNESS BY 200%

THERE YOU GO

I HAVE YOUR ALIEN DONG RIGHT HERE. -POINTS VAUGLEY TO CROTCH AREA- I WAS PROMISED A THREEAOME LETS DO IT

CALL THE DRAGON AND LETS FUCK

ILL BRING THE EQUIPMENT. YOU GUYS JUST... GET WET OR SOMETHING

OH WELL I MEAN I DIDNT EXPECT THAT SO. -SLAPS- -THEN ALSO SMOOCHES-

HEY

WHERE IS MY ALIEN DONG BUSTER

HEY PERTRAXIA TOLD ME TO SLAP YOU AND THEN KISS YOU AND THEN WE'D FUCK BUT THATD PROBABLY GET ME KILLED SO HI

HELLYEAH ALIEN FUFCKBUDDY

PERTRAXIA HUH

THE SLAP AND KISS WILL HAVE A PRICE OF ONE ALIEN DONG PLEASE

ALSO CAN WE HAVE A THREESOME OR SMTHG I WANT TO SEE THIS HAPPEN

Nothing beats a Miley Cyrus song coming on the radio just as you're looking at a picture of tentacle dong.

My life is really inappropriate.

#alien dong