#alien junk

[valleyblues]

*flashes you my plant reproductive anatomy headcanons* hey buddy want some diagrams

[thewul]

I salute you Alien junk. Stay the fuck away from me.

[thewul]

Alien junk

[spockvarietyhour]

Argons and their massive pubic hairs. Or is that some sort of retractable spider stinger/claw thingie? in either case eeew. Kirk was right to interrupt their Burning Man concert

[agatharights]

I hope everybody's excited for more alien genitals this weekend I have concept sketches for Bajorans, Trill, Romulans, Remans (as well as a small essay about my headcanon regarding Romulans and Remans) Andorians, and Jem'Hadar who were pretty easy due to not actually having any reproductive organs.

I am still looking for thoughts about Vorta (who I believe retain sexual capabilities but that's more for interacting with species that relate sexuality with political discussion, and they lack reproductive capabilities or desires), Nausicaan, and Bolian? Bolians are cool. They're blue. I'd be a bolian.

I also have ideas for the Gorn.

Protip: Gorn females are giant and badass and you don't fuck with the ladies.

Unless you're Captain Kirk in which case I imagine him looking over a nine-foot-tall Gorn woman who's commanding a ship and he's just looking over this giant godzilla of muscle and grit and armor and he just looks at Spock and then takes off his shirt and hands it to Spock.

"Tell Bones to ready sickbay."

"Captain no-"

"I'm gonna seduce the shit outta her."

"Captain please-"