#alien science

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Report :

Hypothesis: humans understand logic.

Procedure: explained how a door works.

Result: tried pushing it in and out at the same time.

Conclusion: human logic = optional.

[mergaliscious]

A trans man's writings and advice.

Y’all it’s been forever (I keep making new drafts and not finishing them) but I finally finished a new blog post and you should read it, especially if you’re a science, sci-fi, or comics nerd!

[videoreligion]

Eyes Behind the Stars (1978)

[aliensvshumanserror404]

Laboratory Report:

Hypothesis: humans can stay calm.

Procedure: I blinked slowly.

Result: panic, conspiracy theories, and calls to their friends.

📊 Scientific Conclusion:

Humans don’t need complex signals.

They need intergalactic therapy.

[aliensvshumanserror404]

Laboratory Report:

Hypothesis: humans understand clear signals.

Procedure: I smiled.

Result: they interpreted love, destiny, and childhood trauma.

📊 Scientific Conclusion:

The problem is not communication.

It’s human imagination.

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[aliensvshumanserror404]

Laboratory Report:

Hypothesis: the human is rational.

Procedure: I said “hi.”

Result: emotional attachment, imaginary jealousy, and a sad playlist.

📊 Scientific Conclusion:

The human does not need oxygen.

They need attention.

[aliensvshumanserror404]

Intergalactic blog of an alien studying humans… and failing.

I say “hi”, they feel things.

I analyze their behavior, emotions, and unnecessary drama.

Conclusion: humans are confusing. I am tired.

🛸 Experiment ongoing.