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I’m sitting over here laughing because I can tell exactly when all my friends got home by the mass Mad Max posts that are invading my dash

#teensytigress #therosebrain #melliferae #alienlikeme #that is the order that ya'll arrived home #it's great #alys speaks

amahhi replied to your post:I hear mad max is making MRAs piss themselves like...

Me too me too! We should plan a giant outing

i can make a facebook event or something if y’all want to coordinate?

#replies #amahhi #teensytigress #alienlikeme #melliferae

alienlikeme

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“I hear mad max is making MRAs piss themselves like the incontinent...”

Mika and I will be seeing it the Friday after next probably

teensytigress

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“I hear mad max is making MRAs piss themselves like the incontinent...”

Yes

I don’t know when I’m gonna be free with my new job but i am down, i will text you guys

#replies #personal #alienlikeme #teensytigress

but if you’re gonna drink an entire bottle of wine why would you put it in a glass? That’s just creating an unnecessary dirty dish.

#is it so you feel less guilty because you're drinking a glass of wine instead of a bottle?#this is about those wine glasses that fit an entire bottle #alcohol cw #alienlikeme

#poodiddy #hipazia #andunie #catiematie #alienlikeme

Yesterday a friend and I went to the dragon boat festival and we walked around because free food and things. And there was this tea pouring tea drinking room (I can’t remember what it was called). There was this old man talking to us about how to prepare tea and how to use the two little cups in front of us. And then he poured hot water over the teapot because it was good for the tea, and then it was this frantic tap-each-other’s-shoulder and whisper-scream, “OMG SHERLOCK.”

#personal #alienlikeme #it was so cool #he poured water into the pot #then said it was helpful to pour hot water over the pot as well #and he did