#aline bios

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THE TEST DIDN'T WORK ON YOU!!!1 portuguese bios

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enjoy it like i enjoy(ed) will!!!!1

''andar com john green é mortal'', diz veronica roth. ''literalmente.''

o que pode se esperar de uma tiazinha de 16 anos que nunca comeu hamburguer

four todo macho mas levava cintada do papi poderosa

boatos de que miley cyrus é divergent musa de tris prior they can't be tamed

rezando para que tobias eaton se case com o bolo de chocolate do dauntless no final

tris prior divergente insurgente tudo menos decente

olha o nível da pessoa: é do dauntless e não consegue segurar uma arma

soro do amity did u mean maracujina do futuro

beatrice prior tão chata que nem a própria criadora a aguenta e a mata

who the hell is: ( ) a stiles (x) an edith prior

o teste não funcionou em você beatrice ocê é divergente call sua mamãe

insurgent did u mean tears and pain

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random music bios

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header by shitemblem

there’s some songs of my phone so 

enjoy it like everyone enjoys music

jeans too tight and your hair ain’t right

they say just grow up but they dont know us

we’ll show the world they were wrong and we’ll teach them all to sing along

whos gonna save the world tonight? whos gonna bring me back to life?

u bought a star in the sky tonight bc ur life is dark and it needs some light

this road never looked so lonely

like the colors in autumn so bright just before they lose it all

my bones may be falling apart but i’ll wait for u come the summer

u can see the light start to crumble washing what u know out the sea

heartbreak, pick up all the pieces

when did everything become such a hell of a mess? maybe now 

money is the reason we exist everybody knows its a fact kiss kiss

i know its hard to remember the people we used to be

life will pass me by if i dont open up my eyes thats fine by me

but its the wrongs that make the words come to life

i think i should be a little more confident in me in my skin take me home

someday u will find me caught beneath the landslide

to get a dream of life again a little vision of the start and the end

she aint running behind u trust me i know bc i am her

one day we’ll reveal the truth that one will die before he gets there

so raise your glass if u are wrong

blue jeans white shirt walked into the room u know u made my eyes burn

now is all we got and time cant be bought

ive seen it all and nothing shocks me anymore

ive been up in the air fucked up on life

the big big bang the reason im alive

i need more dreams and less life

i dont think i want to be saved

they didnt warn me when i was running wild 

they dont see me come who can blame them

ive turned into a monster and it keeps getting stronger

dance dance we are falling apart to half time

u mistake the game for being smart

i wont run away this time til u show me what this life is for

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thg bios

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enjoy it like katniss enjoys food

'você me ama: verdadeiro ou falso?' 'falso'

você tem tanto charme quanto uma lesma morta

'enquanto vc vive, a revolução vive' katniss que tal morrer

finnick que pariu

me chama de jogos vorazes e vamos pra arena

campanha: banheiro químico na arena dos jogos vorazes

vc é fã de jogos da fome sai

annie cr(azy)esta

i was dead anyway, wasn’t i, katniss?

vc faz uma revolução por sua irmã: a irmã morre

finnick odair: gato mas morreu no esgoto

johanna em mockingjay: cosplay cascão

'im more than a piece in their games' oh nope

o distrito 12 não existe mais

my songs know what katniss did in the dark

dica: nunca abra na última página dos livros de thg OU VC MORRE

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harry potter biosssssss

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- header by @picksme

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- enjoy it like i enjoy hermione

hermi[(r)on]e granger

always

fã da saga do demo

draco malfoy e já voltou hehehehehheh

vivo por romione

vc eh tao puta que vou te chamar de cho chang

'but she hated him' 'nah, she didnt'

when i say 'after all this time' y'all say 'always!'

loving harry potter like luna loves pudding

the boy who lived come to die

hogwarts is my safe place

hermione granja rony weasmilho harry porta o trio da fazenda

bem vindo à agriculwarts

harry potter é melhor q vc e mione leu isso em hogwarts: uma história

since 'shes a nightmare' to 'SHES MY GIRLFRIEND, U NUMPIES!!!" and 4ever

dobby is happy to be with his friend harry potter

pre pa ra que agora é a hora do show da grifinória

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tell em its demi bday!!!! the girl who has 21 now b i o s

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enjoy it like i hope that demi is enjoying her bday!!

[portuguese/english normal bios and funny too]

demi lovato: 21 anos cara de 18 guarda-roupa de 60

bring me the giletes

it can sound weird but she saved my life

me and demi we fit together like two pieces of a broken heart

'my fans in a way have really saved my life' no you saved mine

gorda mal-vestida dos giletes

and demi knows my heart by heart

ddl makes me feel alive

the world doesnt understand how i feel many times but ddl does

true lovatikas sabem q isso nao eh gordura eh gostosura (◡‿◡)

i need the light [ddl is the light] to take me home 

can u be my nightingale? yes i can demi

ddl is the light when my world is dark

minha inspiração é uma gorda que se cortava e quer privacidade

advertência: demi feels contém um pouco da bipolaridade lovatika

i wanna get back to the old days [when demi was 16]

when she was 16, she was broken. she's 21 now, and UNbroken

vai estudar que dema lobato nao vai pagar suas contas menina

demo lobato essa conhece umas macumbinha básica

ddl saved me when she wasn't safe

we must be good people. demi lovato changed it. sorry mum

vc sabe o nome dela mas nao sabe q ela passou [no mc donalds]

momma told me not to waste my life sO I MET DEMI LOVATO

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the hunger games bios

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header by @mileysinistra

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☢☥☪☮☁☀☂♀♂♦✗✘✪♤♡♧☽☾

gale? o da friendzone?

aquela saga que tem a mina que ganhou o oscar

ocês são tudo team gale

fire is catching

pe(rneta)eta

katniss é verdim

kit katniss

hope is the only thing more stronger than fear

primrose everdeen!

just this time, twelve. FOR RUE

WE FOUND LOVE IN THE HUNGER GAMEEEEEEEEES

finnick o prostituto da capital

johanna mason a árvore ambulante

katniss é tão... pura

katniss é tão pura que tá 'grávida'

roses for primrose

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swift and bieber bios☂

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header by @lookddl

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enjoy it bc i enjoy justin

maconheiro e palmito puta ◕‿◕✿

o que bieber e swift têm em comum? ambos escrevem músicas dor de cotovelo

atirei pedra na cruz pra ser fã da peste palmita e do peste fumante

fica falando da tay e do jb? all u r ever gonna be is mean

bieber e swift: pior que peste negra

i cant with jusnigga bieber and grammylor swift

jus10 bieba? aquele sem grammy? esquenta não, tailo swifter empresta um

i will catch your grammys if they fall, miss swift

fã daquele de baby e daquela que fez feat com a paula fernandes

sua vida tá fácil? bieber e swift vão estragar

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percy jackson bios

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enjoy it like i enjoy tyson

percy jackson: tão louco que fala com a água

PEIXES-PÔNEIS!!!!

rachel elizabeth dare: pesadelo ruivo

look, i didn't want to like percy jackson but

daughter of the godness of wisdom, remember?

percy arrasa corações

everyone loves a bad boy

o meu melhor amigo é um: ( ) macaco (x) bode

who needs superman when we have percy jackson?

a sua tripulação é composta de zumbis?

até mortos curtem mc lanche feliz

pois é nico o percy aparentemente sabe surfar

i can see the stars again my lady

cuide-se, ((garnier)) sabidinha

you can't give up on family

estale os dedos e mate os canibais

todos falam: 'dê o fora, don'. hazel diz: 'por favor, dê o fora, don.' eu a amo!

vamos. quero lhes apresentar minha outra família.

droga de lanchonete! droga de batata frita! droga de banheiro!

esperança. eu preferia ter um bando de doninhas.

bc u r my friend, seaweed brain. any more stupid questions?

'eu preciso de uma audiência com zeus' 'o quê?'  'você me ouviu'

the real world is where monsters are

senhor supremo do banheiro

you drool when you sleep

i always win

sr. d diz: whatever

the hero was not me. the hero was luke

'apolo é quente' 'ele é o deus do sol'

family, luke. you promissed

it was probally important to her

don't feel bad, i'm usually about to die

'do u have anything to declare?' 'yes. i declare that this is stupid'

when im around u, some monsters attack us. what's to be nervous about?

'i played dumb' 'was it hard?'

'are you really the son of poseidon?' 'well, yeah'

BRING IT ON, PINECONE FACE!

i felt like one of apollo's sacred cows: slow, dumb, and bright red

eu sou o dylan. eu sou tão legal. eu quero me namorar, mas não sei como!

'apollo?' 'im incognito. call me fred' 'a god named fred?'

ai meu deus! você sempre mata as pessoas que assoam o nariz?

'tyson, frank is a descendant of poseidon' 'BROTHER!!!'