Dec 21, 2020
Margot: hey our shared therapist told me about your extensive paternal issues--I also hate my dad and have a conflicting relationship with having children, I think we should fuck so I can have a baby because we’re both gay and I won’t have to pretend to like you.
Will: *already taking off his clothes* what did you say your name was again and do you mind if I hallucinate this weird stag-creature that represents our shared therapist?
Margot: *also stripping* yeah no problem I know I’ll be envisioning you as Keira Knightly--oh and by the way does Hannibal encourage you to kill people too?
Will: yeah it’s like half the reason I’m in love with him
Margot: we should both really get a new therapist
Will: oh absolutely