Aug 10, 2025
closed starter for daphne caveney ( @daphcaveney ) -> daphne's house
"Your pizza is busted," Goobie says to the girl as soon as she opens the door. "Sorry. Some asshole in a Jeep cut me off and the box went flying. I'm not supposed to break the tape and open it, but..." But there's sauce seeping out the cracks and it's more than obvious to the naked eye that this pizza is a goner, even without lifting the cardboard lid.
"It's still edible."