Oct 11, 2025
closed starter for laurel jacobs ( @laureljacobs ) -> boos cruise
"I guess I should've expected that there wouldn't be any mocktails for an event advertised as booze on a boat. Still disappointing though." Winnie sighs into a brief lip trill, then leans her head back and looks up into the autumn sky. "Also should've expected that I'd be trapped here for the extent of the cruise. I guess I could jump ship and swim back to shore. What are the odds I make it?"