#allamawithalimp

[locadayo]

loca

[locadayo]

have a good shower. wow oh my god that sounded like that really sucked my god

i mean it could've been worse she coulda been a total stranger thank god i've known her for years

[locadayo]

oh my god they groped you

I WAS LIKE

YES THOSE ARE MY BREASTS

OKI

[locadayo]

do you ever sit there and stare at your tv and hope your brain is strong enough to blow it up but then protect you from the flying debris but nothing happened and you're left feeling like a disappointed idiot

i was reading the first half of that and all i thought of was matilda

[locadayo]

young lady

old lady

[cygrus]

NO NOT DUMB JUST LET THE COW FLY OVER YOUR HEAD

UGH

[cygrus]

HOW DID THAT DESUNOT COME INTO YOUR MIND I'M SO IN THE TRASH CAN ABOUT THIS

I"M DUMB

[cygrus]

THIS IS DESUNOT OK

I JUST REALIZED YOU WERE MAKING A REFERENCE TO THE POLICE

I"M SO DUMB........