So there was this hive in the desert, and it was full of cheese and booze and goodtime gals running around in bikinis, and there were happy fellas bobbing around the pool, and a hot-tub that wasn't too hot (but that's ok because, you know, it's the desert), and the Oscar that went to the gays, and then there was the pole-dancing cowgirl bride who threw her sister across the room in day-glow panties, and the bar-tender with meaty thighs, and a couple of bold cockroaches, and a whole lot more cheese. And the playlist to end all playlists.
And that's all I'm gonna say about that.










