#allo tomfoolery

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wh. why did everyone pick logan to thirst over. when janus. exists? he is. Objectively Prettier in every way and this is not just my love of villain aesthetics talking (i love logan but have you Seen janus come on,) (anyway yes i am an established anon no i will not reveal myself i will simply state that janus is Pretty and then vanish)

anon i will throw u into the lava how dare u bring the politics of thirst onto my blog (/j)

plus i think the recent spike of this all came from that mirror tik tok thingy thomas did, which didn’t have janus in it

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ahhhhh see i do not like men so Janus Is Pretty is about as far as i’m willing to go so mayhaps logan hot but mostly,,,,, Janus Pretty (i apologize for the allo tomfoolery lia fhdkskdj)

janus pretty = valid

logan hot = you get the spray bottle

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janus pretty anon - i respect your opinion and thus respectfully disagree -whoops

*head in hands* when did it come to this

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logan. very hot. both allo wise and aesthetic wise and just wise wise. i will not be taking questions -whoops

spritzes you violently with water

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can i claim around 99.99% aesthetic attraction? because objectively, yes pretty boy. romantically? what's that? ~water

depends

what’s that .01% water

what’s the .01%

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okay so: allo-hot but no makeouting - compromise: gentle waterspray? -whoops

i do not know how to do things gentle

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i also just want to befriend lo and janus -whoops

and yet u had to come in here and be all allo about it

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is lia telling us if we're valid?? lia lia am i valid

idk why people suddenly want me to deem them valid but Yes as long as you’re not allo within a fifty foot distance of me