#allonsymotherfricker

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allonsymotherfricker replied to your post:allonsymotherfricker replied to your...

well IM GOING TO BED. so HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.

I PLAN TO (angrily wipes away tears)

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YOU’VE BEEN TRYING TO LEARN FOR YEARS!!! I CAN’T WASTE MY WHOLE LIFE EATING OVER COOKED SPAGHETTI AND KETCHUP

frick my secret recipe

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UH WELL UM I- I HAVE NEEDS, HEATHER. NEEDS.

I'VE TOLD YOU I'LL TRY TO MAKE BETTER PASTA DISHES I WILL LEARN DAMMIT 

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how DARE YOU USE THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE IN FRONT OF OUR KIDS???

THAT'S ASSUMING THEY'RE EVEN MY KIDS!!! I KNOW ABOUT U AND GEOFFREY HOW DARE U 

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we are going to talk about this next week on our couple therapy session.

shIT

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allonsymotherfricker replied to your post:allonsymotherfricker replied to your post:[[MOim...

are you trying to tell me i’m not your loved one???

uh uH  (fumbles with microphone) well you're not not my loved uh (drops microphone)(falls over) uH

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allonsymotherfricker replied to your post:[[MOR]im having a break from packing bc i stood...

majestic

it was like one of those slow-mo moments in movies where the lead gets shot and you hear their blood pumping and everything becomes distorted and they whisper the love interest's name except i just said fUCK OW 

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allonsymotherfricker replied to your post: guys im dating a real human boy now aa...

find out their every secret and share them with rest of us

oh don't worry. I will.