#allydiaskittles

[isaaclahy]

in other news: i am a terrible person and no one is surprised

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imagine stiles and isaac brutally murdering people while listening to classical music (⊙‿⊙✿)

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SPEAKING OF HEADCANONS

I bet when Stiles, Isaac, & Scott go to Vegas Stiles makes them all dress up in suits ("Oceans 11 style, dude") and go down to the casino to try and count cards - which they painfully realize none of them are good at - so the security officers """politely""" ask them to leave and they literally try this at every casino on the strip until Isaac finally huffs and says something under his breath about this being a dumb idea and Stiles glares at him and says something about how Isaac is just too stupid to know how to count cards and Isaac yells back about how NONE of them are succeeding and it's not only him and Scott is just still really confused about how counting cards even works.

Basically just give me Stiles, Isaac, & Scott in suits trying to be suave and cool but failing miserably.

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Ok hear me out a college au where Scott and Isaac meet at a frat party and dance and grind on each other and it's rly cute and they find out they have this mutual friend named Stiles (well, Isaac doesn't really know Stiles - but he's in his lit class so close enough) and there's a whole bunch of crazy mclahinksi shenanigans.

Like the day after Scott and Isaac meet Scott tells his bff Stiles all about this 'rly hot guy he met last night' and Stiles is like "dUDE, HE'S IN MY LIT CLASS" so the next day in their lit class Stiles goes and sits near Isaac and starts asking really inappropriate questions during class while Isaac is trying to pay attention, (but they start out tame ok)

"Soooooo, you danced with my boy Scotty last night, huh." Isaac glances back at Stiles and shrugs. "So do you like him?" Isaac shrugs again "Yeah. I guess so." "In-ter-est-ing..." Isaac rolls his eyes and scowls. "What's the furthest you'd go with him right now?" "What?!" Isaac angrily whispers. "Would you blow him?" "What th- I don't know. Stop talking!" "Would you let him blow you?" "Stiles!" "Would you ride that sweet little ass? I bet you would." Isaac almost chokes and the professor angrily looks back at Isaac. 

Stiles continues to ask rly obscene questions until Isaac turns around and whispers "So, how are you coming up with all these questions about Scott, huh Stiles?" and Stiles blushes and immediately stops talking. Isaac smirks because "Oooooh. I get it now. You liiiike him." With that, Stiles practically yells "Shut up!" and the professor turns around again and gives Stiles a death glare this time.

And like basically Stiles and Isaac see each other as competition and enemies for a bit because they're almost competing for Scott's attention, (and Scott is oblivious, of course) but then they realize that they're actually attracted to each other too whoops and it's lots of really crazy college shenanigans and they all end up in an awesome poly relationship at the end.

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THE WORLD IS GONNA BURN; a serial killer!allydia mix

they start by killing peter hale. it’s bloody and drawn-out and almost overwhelming in its intensity. lydia knows the techniques she’s learned inside and out, but only in theory and is stunned to see them applied in real life. when the floor is covered in viscera and the smell of iron fills their lungs, allison kisses the blood off her lips. [x]

01. calling the maker - aimee allen // 02. guillotine - yadi // 03. happiness is a warm gun - sky ferreira // 04. terrible things - april smith and the great picture show // 05. shove it - santigold // 06. dark doo wop - ms mr // 07. shot you down - florrie // 08. the hunted - snow ghosts // 09. going to hell (acoustic) - the pretty reckless // 10. paper planes - m.i.a. // 11. bad intentions - digital daggers // 12. change - churchill // 13. kinda outta luck - lana del rey // 14. marked man - mieka pauley

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imagine things have calmed down a bit and stiles, isaac, and scott find a motel in nevada to stay at and check in isaac says something about how he's bored and tired and stiles suggests that they all go out and do something fun like mini golf and and isaac is like "mini golf is LAME" and stiles replies "yeah, well youR FACE IS LAME, ISAAC" and isaac is like "your jeep is lame." (because he knows stiles loves his jeep) and stiles gets really offended and says "TAKE THAT BACK" and isaac is like "no, your jeep is soOoOoOoOoOoOo lame." and they start arguing yet again and scott's just sitting there like "wE JUST GOT TO THE ROOM AND YOU'RE ALREADY ARGUING? STOP! ! 11! ! ! !" and of course they don't stop and argue about the DUMBEST things ever and scott just sits with his head in his hands because "whose dumb idea was this road trip /anyway/"

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do you really wanna talk about this road trip fic though because rEALLY JUST IMAGINE IT i bet stiles would be driving a while and it would be awkwardly quiet and isaac would complain that he was bored and ~restless~ so scott would turn on the radio and he'd start singing and isaac would join him and they'd be like "c'MON STILES YOU KNOW YOU WANNA SING" so he'd join in and /sighs road trip fics :)))))))

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stiles, isaac, and scott going to vegas for stiles' 21st birthday (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧