#almost sfw

[changelingfucks]

My girlfriend waking up from her Mandated Post Sex Nap: can you set an alarm so I can get up for work tomorrow?

Me: yea of course belove-

My girlfriend: NOT the muppets one

Me: WHATS YOUR PROBLEM WITH MY MUPPETS ALARM????

My girlfriend: I HATE IT!!

[luxxlesbian]

“Habibi I’m Still”

[odderandoddernsfw]

The post:

Some guy on the internet talking about some fake medicine and overall being close to either suicide or murder: hey guys look what i found [screenshot of either fantastic world building, world class bullshittery, or medical-sounding cult]

The comments:

Idiot 1 (unserious): Hey team do you think a finger up my ass would cure my arachnophobia?

Idiot 2 (me): Wouldn't you need 8?

(comment liked by Idiot 1)

X or Twitter or whatever isn't redeemable but on occasion the trainwreck lets me see a beautiful spark.

(Don't tell me what the proper X terminology is, I don't give a fuck. I'm on there for dubious reasons and I'm still there because fun people I follow are still there, which makes the platform somewhat survivable if I keep my intake low)

[poweredbypopculture]

Progress.

Cleaned up 90% of the what I was following on my dashboard. 

[wvotd]

2013-04-15: What better way to start the week than by having a quick countdown of the days until next weekend. (2:54)