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First thought, best thought.

Your favorite Hozier's lyrics?

Put it in the tags!

ooh boy "an uncomfortable truth" is so fucking good and it's just getting started

Me : *translates Hozier from German to French*

Google : plus chaud

Me : I wonder what that mean *translates plus chaud to English*

Google : HOTTEST BITCH

Me : *looses the last two shits I had together*

What do you do when life gives you lemons?

Better hope to your mama that they’re meyer lemons. Those things are pricey!

Tom boops Valas mf SNOOT

Tom get’s a lick on the cheek in return, aw how sweet- “You tell anyone I did that and I’ll shoot you.”

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I am lonely but I don’t want go to people to mess with them. So I’ll stay lonely, and oh man.. I hate feeling like this.

my roommate's boyfriend is sharing the nice wine they got from his dad for Christmas. RISKIN A MIGRAINE

WHAT IS THIS?!?!

Boy:I have been waiting for this day

Girl:Do you want me to leave?

Boy:No way

Girl:Do you love me?

Boy:Of course

Girl:Will you ever cheat on me?

Boy:Never in my life

Girl:Will you ever kiss me?

Boy:Every chance I get

Girl:Will you ever hit me?

Boy:Are you crazy!?

Girl:Can I trust you?"

Boy:Yes..!!

Girl:Sweetheart..!!

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