All of them
Your violence against me is noted and it will not stand.1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?Possibly2. You talked to an ex today, correct?Yes3. Have you taken someones virginity?Yes4. Is trust a big issue for you?Yes, I have a big problem trusting you, Morgan. Why u do dis to me?5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?Nope. I don’t think I will for some time tbh.6. What are you excited for?The weekend and possibly Friday seeing Mad Max!7. What happened tonight?A co worker’s dog was hit and killed by a car tonight and I was going to dog sit him tomorrow while she was on vacation. Very sad!8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?I think it ain’t none of my damn business and judging one for it is certainly more disgusting.9. Is confidence cute?Of course.
10. What is the last beverage you had?The tears of orphans.or...idk...a dirty chai.
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?I ain’t got a number and I’m not about to count. A lot. More than 5. Less than 4 billion I dunno.
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?I own jeans that feel like skinny jeans on me. Does that count?13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?party like it’s 1996 when I was 5.14. What are you going to spend money on next?New iPhone charger. Fucking capitalists. making them so goddamn fragile that a slight bend breaks it.
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAno. But god I wish I was.16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?I mean I change every day, that’s kind of expected in the corporate world, you gotta change clothes and not be smelly.17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?Seth or you.......18. The last time you felt broken?Three weeks ago. Thank goodness NY and Montreal and good friends fixed me.
19. Have you had sex today?Nope.20. Are you starting to realize anything?That I should just expect this kind of tomfoolery from you.21. Are you in a good mood?I’m in an off mood. Not upset. Not happy. Just off.22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?Who says I haven’t?23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?They are.24. What do you want right this second?Eat something, kiss someone, sleep, watch netflix, get warm.25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?What is there to say? I’m not gonna be a jerk. Gonna learn to move on.26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?Yes and it will fucking stay that way, I’m never dyeing it again.27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?Absolutely not.28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?Extra Fabulous Comics, I scrolled through some today.29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?Yep, and they couldn’t care less.30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?Such a loaded question. No? Not everyone.31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?He is a big sack of owl dicks but you know I love the bastard so no.32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?Absolutely not. It’ll probably stay that way too,33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?I go off and on. I will go months and not drink it and then I will and then hate myself.34. Listening to? Texas by Magic Man
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?Almost exclusively when writing for fun, pen at work.36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?Probably at work or at her parents’ house?37. Do you believe in love at first sight?Nope. I believe in heavy attraction and passion, but not love at first sight.38. Who did you last call?Ghost-fucking-busters.39. Who was the last person you danced with?Amelia.40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?Because we were dating?41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?Monday. It was red velvet.42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?Hug my mom every morning.43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?Who the fuck in the history of all time hasn’t?44. Do you tan in the nude?One, I don’t tan I fry and then freckle, and second there is no reason my pasty white ass needs to be bare in the sun where innocent bystanders might happen upon it and be blinded.45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?Nope.46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?I always text/FB message/kik until I fall asleep.47. Who was the last person to call you?Grandma. She accidentally called me48. Do you sing in the shower?Almost always.49. Do you dance in the car?I do the hustle when I am a hustling to work.50. Ever used a bow and arrow?Yes. I’m pretty good at it too,51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?Like....Senior pictures from HS I think.52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? I am a former theater kid, so no. I mean some are. But a good kind.
53. Is Christmas stressful?Yeah, but with my family it’s a good kind of happy dysfunctional stress.54. Ever eat a pierogi?I think so.55. Favorite type of fruit pie?Apple56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?Dinosaur/Writer/ FBI Agent57. Do you believe in ghosts?I want to believe.58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?Of course.59. Take a vitamin daily?I try.60. Wear slippers?No, I’m not gonna bother with footware in the damn house. 61. Wear a bath robe?Only when I’m literally trying to wash all of my clothes and have nothing.62. What do you wear to bed?Sweats and a tank. Or nothing if it’s hot.63. First concert?A Beatles tribute band with Dad.64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?Target65. Nike or Adidas?Neither? I don’t know nor care.66. Cheetos Or Fritos?Fritos67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?Peanuts68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?22
69. Ever take dance lessons?Yes...and then they were cancelled. I also took some lessons when I was doing theater.70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?Whatever they want. Hopefully something that complements what I want to do. 71. Can you curl your tongue?Yes.72. Ever won a spelling bee?The two I entered I was out pretty early on.73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?Nope.74. What is your favorite book?Basket Case by Carl Hiaasen75. Do you study better with or without music?I don’t study anymore. But I always did with music.76. Regularly burn incense?not regularly. I did more when I didn’t buy candles.77. Ever been in love?No. Got close. But not what I would describe as a strong romantic love.78. Who would you like to see in concert?Lots and lots of people. Definitely the Fray again.79. What was the last concert you saw?The Fray, kind of, I had to leave before they came on to go to the hospital when dad passed. So I guess the last full one was the Moody Blues.80. Hot tea or cold tea?Iced.81. Tea or coffee?Coffee82. Favorite type of cookie?SNICKERDOODLE.
83. Can you swim well?I used to. But I’ve lost ability since I stopped going regularly. I am getting back into it.84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?Yes.85. Are you patient?I can be but I also snap easily.86. DJ or band, at a wedding?I don’t care. 87. Ever won a contest?Once.88. Ever have plastic surgery?nope.89. Which are better black or green olives?Neither, olives are awful.90. Opinions on sex before marriage?I’m for it, but if someone isn’t that’s their business.91. Best room for a fireplace?Bathroom.92. Do you want to get married?Nope. Not for a while at least. It’s just not on my radar and I’m not gonna sit here and plan for the future. I’m comfortable being in a long term relationship of course but marriage doesn’t need to be the end goal.
