#alotofchusetts

[carpexvinum-blog]

alotofchusetts replied to your post: 4, 6, 15, 19!

“”“”“”“"friends”“”“”“”“

You, of all people, should be honored to have me as your friend. Heard ya still pretty stagnate in the friendship department, John. ‘Tis quite a shame when no one in your own region can’t stand the sight of you. 

[carpexvinum-blog]

alotofchusetts replied to your photo: ((I’m suppose to be studying. here’s the...

(( AHHHH I ACTUALLY LOLED))

((I’m happy people are enjoying his pain and despair. She did the right thing by leavin his ass :U))

[pencilveinyuh]

alotofchusetts replied to your post:Can we maybe see "a day in your life"? :D

((my beautiful son))

((He tries hard at what he does. ;n; ))

[beverwijck]

Damn... I thought my primary was a shit show yet here we are-

...I know, it’s so suspenseful. 

[beverwijck]

@alotofchusetts reblogged your post and added:

FUCK YOU- GIVE ME MY DOG BACK [his hair gets pulled really hard so he lets go and falls on his ass] FUCK- I-I KNOW YOU’RE LYING-

[Falling forward he grunts. Looking over his shoulder.]

Fuck you John, I don’t have your dog, enjoy the sweet ass monitor lizard. I hear they’re real sweethearts.

[beverwijck]

Mike. Where. the. fuck. is. my. dog.

I mean that is your dog, last I checked. The proof is in the pudding, it’s all around you. [squints at him] Are you alright? I mean I know you old and all but, is Alzheimer’s setting in with you?

[thechocolatecity]

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A thought about them that they’d never share: I know people with blonde hair can go gray but I wonder why he hasn’t. My dad is younger than him and he’s graying badly. So I wonder what’s his secret.First impression of them: I don’t remember, I was a baby. I probably cried while looking at him. But I’m pretty sure it went something like this.Favorite thing about them: I’ve actually seen the nice side of John, and he’s a really great guy, crazy passionate too. He pushed me, in a nice way, to wanna be better and such. Basically he’s a supportive dude.Least favorite thing about them: His white savior neoliberalism tendencies. Though if we really wanna get technical, he’s lite-republican, like his best friend.Hopes for their future relationship: I dunno, it’s not like I’m on bad terms with Massachusetts or anything.

[beverwijck]

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A thought about them that they’d never share: “What is he doing right that I’m not doing right?”First impression of them: A pasty ass stick in the mud that needs to lighten up. Rather he isn’t a stick in the mud, the stick is just shoved up so far up his ass, that he became it.Favorite thing about them: His sweaters, I could wear them better than him I’m sure.Least favorite thing about them: He’s still alive.Hopes for their future relationship: That he would treat me with a little more respect. Since I’m practically apart of his little “family” anyway.