#alpharoach

[hawkeyeiiarchive]

He doesn't reply, just kind of. Tucks his face into the crook of her neck. He's like a cat demanding affection, tbh.

Kate whines but doesn't move, instead opting to reach up and tousle his usually perfect hair. "You're annoying, you know that?"

[delinquick-blog]

alpharoach replied to your post:

Maybe if you don’t say anything, he won’t start eating /everything you care about/.

 impossible.

      ❝ ... riiiiiight. so, is there a reason you're breathing my air or didja just         pop over to bask in my aesthetics and be a useless bump on my couch         all day? 'cuz if you ain't here to pimp my crib then i don't even know what         to tell you, dude.❞

[twiccan]

alpharoach:

it’s kind of like owning a puppy, except noh varr is housebroken and only eats things a human would never eat

i didn't sign up for this. 

[clintbxrton-a]

( text ) : you just jumped of the couch and yelled “hidden tiger crouching dragon!” that’s the answer to how you broke your finger.

[text:] i don't entirely understand how i could break my finger jumping from a couch but okay

[cxnsilixm--moved-blog]

@timid-soldier souliier disneymuses alpharoach thanksforsummingthatup

    ❝ I'm sorry... what? ❞