May 4, 2020
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* i can’t believe the kids at school like mew mew kissy 2 ???? * what the HELL like im not the only one who thinks they fucked up the sequel right??? * can we still say fuck in undernet
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[ ALPHYS posted a new status! ]
* i can’t believe the kids at school like mew mew kissy 2 ???? * what the HELL like im not the only one who thinks they fucked up the sequel right??? * can we still say fuck in undernet
ｔｅｌ·ｌｕ·ｒｉ·ｕｍ /ｔəˈｌｏ͝ｏｒēəｍ/ ｎｏｕｎ １． ｔｈｅ ｃｈｅｍｉｃａｌ ｅｌｅｍｅｎｔ ｏｆ ａｔｏｍｉｃ ｎｕｍｂｅｒ ５２， ａ ｂｒｉｔｔｌｅ， ｓｈｉｎｙ ｓｉｌｖｅｒｙ－ｗｈｉｔｅ ｓｅｍｉｍｅｔａｌ ｒｅｓｅｍｂｌｉｎｇ ｓｅｌｅｎｉｕｍ ａｎｄ ｏｃｃｕｒｒｉｎｇ ｍａｉｎｌｙ ｉｎ ｓｍａｌｌ ａｍｏｕｎｔｓ ｉｎ ｍｅｔａｌｌｉｃ ｓｕｌｆｉｄｅ ｏｒｅｓ． Ｉｔ ｉｓ ａ ｓｅｍｉｃｏｎｄｕｃｔｏｒ ａｎｄ ｉｓ ｕｓｅｄ ｉｎ ｓｏｍｅ ｅｌｅｃｔｒｉｃａｌ ｄｅｖｉｃｅｓ ａｎｄ ｉｎ ｓｐｅｃｉａｌｉｚｅｄ ａｌｌｏｙｓ． －ａｎ ｉｎｄｅｐｅｎｄｅｎｔ Ａｌｐｈｙｓ ｆｒｏｍ Ｕｎｄｅｒｔａｌｅ － Ｓｅｍｉ Ｓｅｌｅｃｔｉｖｅ － Ｐａｒａ， Ｍｕｌｔｉ， Ｎｏｖｅｌｌａ － ＳＦＷ ＆ ＮＳＦＷ － ＯＣ ＆ Ｃｒｏｓｓｏｖｅｒ ｆｒｉｅｎｄｌｙ － ＭｕｌｔｉＳｈｉｐ － Ａｓｋｓ ｗｅｌｃｏｍｅｄ － １２＋ ｙｅａｒｓ ｒｏｌｅｐｌａｙ ｅｘｐｅｒｉｅｎｃｅ
[ ALPHYS posted a status ! ]
* Y’ALL I CAN’T * I’M * I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY * YOOOOO
(( describe your muse’s smile and how your muse responds to anger ))
from character headcanons
Describe your muse’s smile
Alphys has too much social anxiety to smile. Except maybe in front of her own timeline’s Undyne, but in that case it’s more like she’s constantly grinning like an idiot without noticing she’s doing it. Don’t mention it to her unless you want to witness a major meltdown.
How does your muse respond to anger?
Responding to someone else being angry at her or her own anger at something?
If the former, she would completely shut down into quiet resignation. She already has enough self-esteem issues as it is, with all of her failed experiments, so someone getting angry at her would only serve to corroborate and amplify those feelings.
If the latter...
* What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Royal Science Institute, and I've been involved in numerous secret projects under the King, and [...]
Of course, she would only post something like that online on some anime forum or something.
* hmm, i wonder what’s on tv today
* GREETINGS LOVELY AUDIENCE! WELCOME TO THE PILOT EPISODE OF THE NEW MTT NETWORK SHOW, QUARANTINE VALENTINE! * THE RULES ARE SIMPLE, OUR INTREPID TEAM OF GEEKS BEHIND THE SCENES EXPLOITS THE VULNERABILITIES IN VIDEO CONFERENCING SOFTWARE BEING USED BY VULNERABLE HUMANS TO MATCH-MAKE THEM INTO VULNERABLE RELATIONSHIPS!
* OH, THE DRAMA! OH, THE RATINGS!
『 i spend all my time at the garbage dump now it's my element 』
(Alphys RP blog // inactive since 2015ish // looking for any sort of Alphys story, light or heavy // asks welcome // of-age roleplayer)
Undyne looks over her teacher Ms. Alphys' shoulder at her computer's wallpaper. "Uh... Teach? Who's that girl with cat ears and a tail? She's got MASSIVE eyes!!"
* O-Oh, this is, Mew Mew, from the ani.. er.. human documentary Mew Mew Kissy Cutie!
* it, err... the anime... i mean, documentary...
* ... look, just don’t tell Toriel, okay?
(( To Alphys-mun-san: Please approve of my Alphys headcanon. :3 Alphys wags her tail like a doggy when she gets really happy. ))
(( Oh yeah, absolutely. She doesn’t notice that she’s doing it and it’s not really quite like a dog’s tail because it’s a heavy scaly lizard tail so it’s more like a rhythmic *thwap.. thwap* but you can definitely tell. And don’t point it out to her, or she’s going to turn beet red and explode. ))