Teacher: “We have new students today. More souls to share my profound misery with.”
Acco: “High school’s weird.”
Meanwhile…
Atreo: *sobs* “Omw- Narratively I'm devastated but moodlet wise I'm fine, how does this makes any sense?!”
*Misses class having a distressed nap*
Acco: “Hmm brownie sliders, also weird…”
*writes diary in the toilet for some reason*
Acco: “Dear diary, my first day at high school has certainly been unusual. I’m part of a betting pool about who principal Summer is having a baby with. I think it's Don Lothario."
Atreo: “Kiry I’m having the worst day.”
Kiry: “I’m sorry to hear that."
Atreo: "I just wanna go home and mope."
Kiry: "Oh but I thought we could spend some more time together after school and catch up properly?”
Atreo: “We should but can we do it tomorrow?"
Teacher: “Keep studying everyone. Ignore Miss Ito serving her in-class detention because I don't want to stay after school.”
Esma: *writes* “I won’t catfish my teacher on Simder, pretending to be a sexy astronaut.”
Teacher: “For 6 months!”
Esma: "... It was 8 actually."
Teacher: “Yes! 8 months I chatted with her, telling her how much I loved her, planning our life together, picking baby names. What’s wrong with this generation?!”
Atreo: “This is gonna be on the test isn’t it?”
Teacher: “Yes.”
Teacher: “Anyway, putting my emotional devastation aside, Atreo brought in something special today. Spicy Dragon, his childhood toy. Atreo, come up here and tell us all about it.”
Atreo: “... W-What?!”
Everyone suddenly t-poses and choruses: “Talk about it. Talk about Spicy Dragon Atreo. Explain yourself.”
Atreo: “Oh no. The curse!”
Atreo: “AHHHHHHHHHHHH! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!”
Kiry: “Woah, Atreo? You alright?”
Asmara: “What’s the matter bae- uh, I mean friend?”
Zehra: “It must be the curse only I know all about… Poor Atreo.”
Teacher: “Mr Atherstone, are you alright? I’d tell you to go to the nurse’s office if we had one.”
Atreo: “I-I’m not, sorry, I- Can I leave?”
Teacher: “We don’t support such an action I’m afraid. Your grades will suffer.”
Atreo: “Fine. I’ll just wait it out.”
Atreo: “Today was the WORST!”
Acco: “Aw, let me distract you.”
Atreo: “Please!”
Acco: “Who do you think Principle Summer’s having her unborn child with?”
Atreo: “She’s pregnant?! Who would ever woohoo with her?”
Acco: “I was thinking Don Lothario but a lot of students are betting on the Grim Reaper.”
Atreo: “Yeah that tracks. I guess not having Principle Summer as my mum makes me feel a lot better about my life.”
Brielle and Alejandro return from work, Brielle having earned a raise.
Despite missing a class and being off for 3 days, Atreo is performing superbly at school and is eligible for early graduation.
But instead he opts for an early night.
Atreo doesn’t celebrate or even tell his family about his grades, before going to bed. He soon drifts off with no intention of travelling anywhere to meet anyone tonight…
A few hours later…
Zehra: “He looks gorgeous when he’s sleeping. I’m happy I took so many pictures and DNA samples. Oh I think he’s waking up. Hello my love!”
Atreo: “Uhhh- W-wha-ZEHRA?!”
Zehra: “I’m so happy you could make it. I was a bit worried when you teleported in, t-posed, then fell asleep on the couch but you’re here and that’s all that matters.
Atreo: “Where am I?!”
Zehra: “My romantic hideaway! It’s the surprise I was talking about! You can bring your future conquests here, get them all flirty-”
Atreo: “This place isn’t flirty! It’s terrifying!,”
Zehra: “Don’t fret my love-”
Atreo: “Forget this! I’m out of here-”
Zehra: “Atreo wait, it’s a full moon and past midnight, it’s too dangerous the werewolves are out!”
Atreo: “By the Watcher, why? Won’t you end my suffering?”
Nope 😈
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