grantaire, musichetta!!! also if you want id be curious to hear your answers for valjean ✨
answers under the cut!
grantaire:1: sexuality headcanon: my default for him is bi but like I said for everything else, I’m always open to new ideas2: otp: we’re talking aus where he is alive, right? then finding happiness without a romantic relationship. also my previously mentioned complicated relationship with e/R.3: favorite platonic relationship: all of les amis, of course, but ESPECIALLY THE PARTY TRIO THOSE THREE ARE MY ABSOLUTE FAVES. also I love it when aus make him friends with Floreal or Musichetta.4: notp: any unhealthy relationship?? ever??5: first headcanon that pops into my head: grantaire is a tiny man I will fight people on this6: favorite line from this character: haha “i desire to forget life” is literally my sadblogging tag but ACTUALLY I love the snarkiness of “I have a vague ambition in that direction” and “unhooking the stars” etc is very pretty7: one way in which I relate to this character: uh first off lemme send a fruit basket and a consolation card to everyone who relates to Grantaire in any way, secondly….honestly only when I’m sad about stuff. like I said with Enjolras, I use him to think about abstract notions of love and conviction in the context of my own life rather than a direct parallel to anybody I know8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: …most things that he does but especially “this girl slept with a banker and she’s not even UGLY now!” come on dude floreal has no time for your shit9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?: grantaire is to problematic fave what feuilly is to cinnamon roll. the most problematic problematic fave ever to problematic fave
Musichetta1: sexuality headcanon: anything you throw at me2: otp ot3: joly and bossuet BABIEESSSSSS3: favorite platonic relationship: grantaire in aus! and also of course the les mis ladies club, like this beautiful canon-compliant post-barricade fic. in general, canon-compliant cosette and musichetta interaction is my greatest desire if you know of anything at all that contains it then please send it this way4: notp: do people? ship her? with people other than joly and bossuet? how ‘bout unhappiness, nobody wants musichetta to be unhappy5: first headcanon that pops into my head: musichetta! and! cosette! met! somehow! after the barricades! I don’t care how! but they did! 6: favorite line from this character: haHAHA WHAT LINE 7: one way in which I relate to this character: I, too, have exactly zero spoken lines in any victor hugo novels8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: nothing she is a goddess9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?: cinnamon roll of the badass variety
And of course I’ll do Valjean! I don’t talk about him enough :/1: sexuality headcanon: whatever you want2: otp: nah3: favorite platonic relationship: cosette, of course! also fauchlevent! also fantine! also check out #5, although that one isn’t even canon4: notp: again, *stares judgementally at people who ship valjean and fantine you are missing the pOINT*5: first headcanon that pops into my head: certain Amazing People have gotten me on the train for a valjean & feuilly father-son type relationship and whoops there go my feelings, overboard the ship Orion only to return later under a different name but they aren’t MY FEELINGS, or at least they haven’t been STATED to be yet, they could be ANYBODY’S, aren’t I SNEAKY6: favorite line from this character: why can’t I REMEMBER ANY my Main Character Skills are weakhowever my favorite moment is the champmathieu affair, I mentioned before that I NEVER STOP THINKING ABOUT IT right?7: one way in which I relate to this character: bread is very important to me nah nothing comes to mind8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: nah all the Wrong things valjean does make me either angry or sad9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?: cinnamon roll, definitely a cinnamon roll