uh oh…. grimdark!

KATIA / 25 / THEYTHEM

[furryprovocateur]

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

[social-emotional-learning]

[dialogic]

two of them :)

[vedurnan]

6th grade math problem:

Words were exchanged between friends – the house of human companionship was established in secret – eons passed – eons passed – eons passed – eons passed

A) The house was diminished!

B) The house was strengthened!

C) The house was swept away!

D) The house was swept away!

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[dialogic]

Jenny and I have started doing this bit where to dunk on outlaws of thunder junction we call it otphj instead of otj. Critically, we both only learned what otphj stood for this week

[dialogic]

tfw i procrastinated until today to go out and buy a very important life requirement that will make my quality of life miserable for the next few days if i don't acquire it, but also whenever i go outside a poison damage bar appears over my head

[seracadash]

My hate for the military vs my love for the 🫡 emoji

[dialogic]

guys i stepped outside literally for thirty seconds to get the mail and now i feel like i am going to die.

[nanoraydx]

Guy who likes looking at Flintstones porn a lot: “ alright I’m gonna go guys, got some Flintstones porn back home with my name on it”

[vriskadyke]

making the wrong decision at the ending hurdle

Rowan is three days away from the last decision of her mortal life. Unfortunately, that's not nearly enough time. 

THE WORST PART OF DESIRE

For the 2026 Toxic Yuri Game Jam #2, I made my first ever visual novel / video game! This is The Worst Part Of Desire, a visual novel centered around vampires, want, scary women, gender dysphoria, and self-denial. It has around 9,000 words, two scary women, no choices, and one ending.

Available to download for free on itch.io!

Warnings for gender dysphoria, unhealthy relationship choices, sexual themes, psychosexual trauma, and stalking.

[animusbell]

celestia is such a funny character like she's constantly manipulating twilight and friends to do shit instead of just asking and you could arguably frame that as being bc she's a "god" and pushing fate to her design or whatever, except that she engages with the group like a normal and relatable person, which makes it more like villainous machinations, except 90% of this manipulation goes towards things like "I don't want my party to be boring shit again. put my little country girl blorbos in there with zero prep so they fuck it up bad"

[animusbell]

you think you've fucked anything up around princess celestia and she's like heh. no worries. all according to keikaku

[jukashi]

Celestia instantly makes more sense as a character when you ignore the princess stuff and remember that she's a 1000+ years old wizard. Of course she does manipulative trickster stuff to teach moral lessons and/or cause chaos to amuse herself, that's classic wizard behavior. Of course sometimes she's actually socially awkward and bad at personal relationships and has bad ideas that she thought were good that result in her eating shit embarrassing style, that's classic wizard behavior. Of course she lets the aristocrats and nobles run around being assholes she's still running on wizard advisor programming, she's basically trying to merlin the entire upper class of equestria instead of just a king and some knights. "Yeah uuhhh we'll release the incarnation of chaos himself from his ancient prison because we think this shy girl can be friends with him", terrible plan if you're thinking like a ruler, amazing plan if you're thinking like a wizard. Just look at Canterlot 'Castle' for five seconds and ask yourself if that's in any way a castle. No. Wizard tower, yes. Wizard.

[animusbell]

You are so right actually

[dialogic]

At a certain point it just becomes a waste of time to get irritated when someone whos been your friend for like six years exhibits behaviors he has always had, but good god is it SO FUCKING HARD to answer a text about your availability for a standing event that happens every week when that event is TOMORROW

[metfell]

i think that harry styles dies really frequently to like putting forks in outlets n shit, and they gotta use a factory to make more harries. but one day one of the fucked up defective harries escaped and they couldnt catch him in time before he became famous and so they just had to let him do this thing. and thats timothee chalamet

[northshorewave]

French on loanwords: "If you say 'Youtuber' instead of créateur de courtes vidéos destinées à être visionnées en ligne, Napoleon Bonaparte will come back to life and kill you."

Japanese on loanwords: "Just say yūtuuba or some shit. It don't matter. None of this matters."

[dungeonlust]

Art by • Hitoshi Yoneda

[heavenslittlemachine-deactivate]

i have been noticing recently that people younger than me are too sensitive, while people older than me are not sensitive enough. which, if i'm correct, should be taken as a sign that the total reality penetration vortex is operating as intended -- within as few as five or six generations we may very well be producing babies who can directly perceive the wound at the heart of the world