Nov 18, 2019
God his existence gives me pains
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God his existence gives me pains
FOOTSLAPS APPROACHING! They can be heard nearby. Oh, but which direction? They're echoing. Coming from all sides! The air vent bursts open and a duck dives down for a surprise hug!
HE COMETH || @wabbitseezon
Jessica’s flight response would have shot off like a bottle rocket if she didn’t know better, but ooooh she knew; she knew the sound of those slapping webbed feet anywhere! How could she not? She knew who they belonged to so well, better than she knew herself! In fact, she knew his heartbeat better than her own, a gift gained from sleeping by it for so many years. She knew it in smile-worthy intricacy; from how it beat during joyful slumber to fretful nightmares, and to how it raced whenever she so much as mentioned someone’s name.
But just because she knew who it was didn’t mean she knew where the sounds were come from, especially when they echoed about like an ominous Hitchcock movie. She looked every which way with a baffled expression — until she didn’t, soon becoming victim to a small propelling duck shot from the ventilation system that latched to her neck like a koala, and with all the velocity brought along that sends them flying forwards! They go barrel rolling into a red & black blur!
Fumbling down the hall at great speed, they only come to a halt when vaulting over the middle foyer chaise and landing square in a heap before the opposite lounge, spirals twirling off their forms and hatching little tweety birds to sing a chipper tune. And for a moment, Jessica sees nothing but stars and feathers, arms tightly wrapped around Daffy and merely watching the world spin around in all its glory. “—- Oh, you!” And then he’s trapped and bombarded with kisses. Oh no!
“You goof! Where did you come from – ??” Smooch, smooch, smooch!!
Random (Cute) Lance HC
I bet Lance l o v e s children. Like. At least once, this had to happen. Little Alien Girl: *gives Lance a flower* Thank you Mr. Blue Paladin, for saving my planet and family. Lance: *bursts into hella loud, ugly sobbing* Hunk: He means “No problem. “ Lance: *incoherent gargling about how cute child is*