☎️ For Kimiko, Tamiko, and Jane.~
"Art thou aweary, friend, in all thy bones? Drink wine, red wine, and so forget thy groans; Wine is unlawful, sayst thou? then say I: Who loves not wine had best, I think, eat stones."
Kimiko will recite Classical Persian poetry at you for the next hour until she abruptly falls asleep.
"Shtoop lishtening to that nerd... comesh on, my parentsh aren't home, feedsh me..."
...Tamiko's parents are always home, considering both of them work there.
"Look, I thought I didn't have a basis for the whole Lunarian Ground Forces concept, but I happened to take a look at the Green Standard Army of the Qing Empire, and they have a pretty similar concept, so I'd say that the whole thing is actually somewhat grounded in reality which is good..."
My speech is never slurred when I'm drunk, the only change being that I speak much more quickly, and for some reason I also sound more aggressively British than usual when speaking English.
