"NOT SO MUCH OF A MATCHSTICK NOW, HUH?" [chuckles from him] "YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU LOOK A BIT... UNCOMFORTABLE, SO HOW ABOUT I GIVE YOU SOME MESSAGES? HOW DOES THAT SOUND?"
"Massages..?"
"YOU KNOW, LIKE- [visibly nervous] LIKE THE ONES YOU GAVE ME ON HARVEST MOON NIGHT."
[thought clicks] "Oh, that!" [laughs] "Wow, you can't even say it!"
"I-I- [scoffs]
[laughter dies down]
"Um... touche." [awkward pause]











