Anyways I /hj adopted my friend today, what a world

seen from Italy
seen from New Zealand
seen from United States

seen from Hungary
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Türkiye

seen from Australia
seen from United States

seen from Germany
seen from Yemen
seen from China
seen from China

seen from Germany
seen from Saudi Arabia
seen from Germany
seen from Russia
seen from Germany
seen from Brazil
seen from United States
Anyways I /hj adopted my friend today, what a world
“w-welcome to thee lucky shamrock! what can i do fur’ ye lad?”
options
*start a friendly chat with him*
*ask about his scars*
*flirt with him~*
*FECKIN’ BUY SOMETHING FROM HIM*
OOC
Setting up themes is a hassle.
Me: I'll be right back, gotta peeee.
Jess: HA HA HA alrighty
[10 minutes later...]
[~or more~]
Me: That was a long pee.
Jess: HA HA HA HA
Me: What even happened out there ?
Jess: i dont know...and i dont know if i want to know
ha ha
Me: Yeah, let's skip the bathroom associated questions. *shifty eyes*
Jess: i dont knwo if that's possible with you ha ha ha
Me: Do you want to know what happened out there or something ?
Jess: nopity nope
Me: Are you sure ?
Jess: what happens in the bathrooms...hopefully stays there
Me: Hopefully. But things happen. Things that should only happen in a bathroom, happen outside of the bathroom. Sad sad world we live in.
Me: Maybe I didn't even make it to the bathroom in time.
Me: And this is all trickery talk.
Jess: oh my
Me: Maybe I'm covering up something I did outside the bathroom that was meant inside of the bathroom.
Jess: well...your mess
xD
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