Third day of school just ended and I can’t stress how much I hate it. Here’s some inspo if you need one of your characters to be bullied in school:
Modern classroom snakes’s favourite thing in the world is also their greatest weapon: plausible deniability.
If you get into an argument with them they make sure to get their point across by saying things indirectly, so that when a teacher comes up you say what you know they meant to, and thus they can jump in saying “i never said that”.
Plausible deniability comes into play also when they need to make fun of you: little snorts and giggles while you are talking are pretty difficult to point our, as any attempt to tell them not to do it results in them replying “what, is it illegal to laugh now?”.
They can also be ‘friendly’ most of the time, and by friendly I mean always goofing around in these convoluted circles that always have you as the destination point, aka the butt of the joke. They start goofing off until you banter a bit back and then find a way to start making fun of what you just said, usually by turning to one of their friends and saying something like “you get that? The WhAteVer yOu sAiD haha”.
These are a few taken from personal experience, if you use them make sure to fag me in the comments so i can see some snakes getting figuratively beat up :)










