#also yeet

[pa-pa-patato]

Surprisingly the vine I quote the most is

“It’s fucking colder then the witches tit out there”

[warrenstones]

[fcmilybonded-archive]

elijah:  do not make me break my word.   klaus:  my noble brother, how was that for personal growth, eh? still, it is just like you to spoil all of my fun. elijah:  oh, not necessarily. elijah:  kills all the witches there elijah:  now, I swore you would not die by my brother's hand. i said nothing of my own.

see?? one of the things i love (even from early s1!! hell even from his first apperance in tvd) about this ASSHOLE is that he’s not actually noble! sure MAYBE he’s the noblest mikaelson but like, even if he is that’s a freakin low bar

[moragmac]

WHEN: January 28th, 8:12PM WHERE: Ravenclaw Common Room WHO: @tcrryboots​

“Hey Terry, I’ve got your ---” Book. Morag swallowed the last word, letting the book itself hang in the air as she froze. She pulled back her arm after a few seconds, tucking the book under her arm and looking at Terry, not entirely sure what to do. She’d hesitated for too long now to make anything seem natural, and she longed, for only a moment, for more compassion. He was crying. She looked closer --- was he? Maybe it was just allergies, or the way the light was falling or --- or maybe she just wanted this situation to be anything but this. 

She hesitated again. Swallowed, thickly,  let her eyes dance around the room, hoping to spot Anthony or Michael or Sue or Padma or anyone who was better at this than her. That should have been an easy task, as she was fairy horrible at this, and yet there was no one. She looked at Terry again, realised that he really was crying. “What’s --- hey, what’s wrong Terry?” Morag drummed her fingers against his book. “I can come back later, if you want.”

[nuttinonjethro]

Things I want for an spn episode one fuckin day

A body swap ep where nobody knows what the fuck is going on and Dean’s like “IM NOT CAS BUT LOok like Cas I DoNt know man Help me” but it’ll be in Cas voice so Sam is like ???? Tf is up with Cas lol. I want this ep to be hella confusing.

An ep where they have to go to a gay bar for an ‘investigation’ and all the dudes are flirting with Dean and he’s low key into it but then rejects them for some reason idk???? ;) Then the ep just carries on

Asomdues getting sick of Dean’s fucking annoying phone calls so he just launches the phone at Cas and is like fuckih control that Boy !!! Dean annoying Asmodues into letting Cas tf go

An episode where Dean doesn’t fuckin brother zone his boyfriend