Alt-Luft
There’s not an Alt-Left, but there is an Alt-Luft. The Alt-Luft is on its own moral plane. Look up. Seeing it soaring through the stratosphere, silently judging everything? The Alt-Luft charges without permit. Into the club. The Alt-Luft doesn’t need permission to shake its moneymaker. “Does the Alt-Luft have any semblance of guilt?” No, the Alt-Luft keeps all its guilt inside and lets it drive much of its actions. The Alt-Luft, that troublemaker, is going out tonight and replacing a Confederate memorial with one for Prince. The Purple One Will Rise Again! You see the Alt-Luft come with the black outfits. Well, the black jeans and black boots. The Alt-Luft comes with the black jeans and black boots everyday. It’s summer in the city, though, so, up top, the Alt-Luft is wearing a thin, light-colored, cotton “cowboy” shirt. “Yes, George Washington is next,” says the Alt-Luft. Its about to rewatch the David Gordon Green film on FilmStruck. The Alt-Luft is a master of fake news. Sometimes the Alt-Luft makes up stories about its weekend, or interactions it had on its commute, because the Alt-Luft is socially awkward and bad with smalltalk. Before James Woods finds a reason to deface, destroy or degrade this one, the Alt-Luft thought some of you might like to see it one more time...