The unilu man had something the altean wanted, he could tell by the burning look in the red head's eyes, but mere GAC was not enough of a trade for the scaultrite lenses. No, he wanted Coran's heart. At first, the Unilu tried to play his bartering off as a joke, asking for just one kiss. Coran mocked him, offering instead five back massages. However, as they laughed and offered one silly trade after another, suddenly they were trading two foot rubs, three bites- Wait no!- how about you just have dinner with me?
"...you've got a deal!" Coran needed that scaultrite after all, but once the deal was struck he realized he'd traded something he'd never intended. At first, going to dinner with the Unilu sounded horrible! How could he get through the night with such a petty junk dealer?! ANd yet there he was, slowly falling for every silly charm and turn of phrase. Their conversations seemed too natural to be real. One idea- was traded for another- for another- for another- each one greater than the last. And then Coran knew, it wasn't the scaultrite he'd come here for- it was this strange Unilu man. This strange man that could twist his mind, wheel and deal for his heart, and come away with the greatest trade of all. He had this Altean by the heartstrings, and it was one bargain he was NOT going to let go of.
>>So this is what happens when @tigeythemighty and I make jokes about Crack ships. At first it’s just silly combinations, and then we start to write goofy blurbs and then... I spend like, an hour or so photoshopping multiple images of the characters together, just cause I want to make my friends laugh. >>>I figured I would post this here so ya’ll can enjoy the silly idea too. I mean- I put this much work into it, I might as well share it! Keep in mind, I am not being serious X’D this is just for the hell of it!