#crack shipping

[zer0expektation]

I so bad wanna be involved in all the fun shipping and crack shipping of my dearest darlingest ryland grace, BUT unfortunately I feel like sooo many people tend to sidestep the concept of aroace grace when they decide to ship him w people, and i dont think my aroace brain or heart could take it

[addamii]

This pride month I want to introduce everybody to my crack ship, Watergirl (from fireboy and watergirl) x Lavagirl (from sharkboy and lavagirl)

I can’t be the only one who’s ever thought of this.

Oh also I’ve been thinking about them since 2023

I don’t really have lore ideas about them, it’s mostly just vibes. I drew them as adults, and I guess I imagine they met as teens on some sort of adventure. Idk I haven’t watched the movie or played the game in so long i honestly don’t remember much about these characters in cannon at all :p

If you feel compelled to draw ship art of them please tag me cause I would love to see! I just need someone to share my vision

[cartoon-buffoon]

I really gotta ignore the demons in me telling me to write a story where they bang in a back ally

[pr1nc3ss-p1ggy]

Slept for 3/4 hours cuz of this 💔

It was worth it tho cuz I love this ship sm

[fandomforlifegurle]

Park Moondae: Hey what's up?

Cheongryo: I've been having heart pains lately.

Park Moondae worried: Seriously? When did this start?

Cheongryo feeling flattered: the pain started arou--

Park Moondae: No not the pain. The part about you having a heart. Didn't know you had one.

[fishtax]

Tomodachi life is literally just a crack ship generator

[crooked-wasteland]

Stolas and Moxxie have so much chemistry and sexual tension in the short.

That is not how I would define sycophancy, personally, but I support your ship for the sole purpose that it still does something different and potentially more understanding for the characters. Moxxie is a spineless little worm and the only way you can differentiate how he interacts with Stolas as opposed to Blitz is that Moxxie is constantly telling Blitz how much he sucks while happily being Stolas' little desk buddy eating him out under the table.

Moxxie being a sycophant is not actually an issue, though I would lean more into the fact that, while an Imp, Moxxie grew up wealthy and has a lot more in common socially and temperamentally with Stolas than Blitz does.

Meanwhile Millie and Blitz would be a delightful chaos gremlin duo on par with Team Rocket. After missions Blitz and Millie celebrate at a bar where Blitz then proceeds to sloppily make out with a stranger while finger blasting Millie.

But because it's Helluva Boss where it's both rated PG on visuals but the writing is unsuitable for anything resembling television, even under an MA rating, I suppose we'd have to have Millie lounging against the bar looking content from the waist up, we get the idea of Blitz's hand while he has his tongue in another demon's mouth. And as a server walks by with a tray of dishes, have him randomly slip and fall right in front of Millie.

Yeah you can have your ship, I'm taking this one.