#alternative thinkers

[flo-the-hagfish]

The algorithm hates me

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Normal people with the algorithm: "I like A."

The algorithm: "Sure, here's some A content."

Normal person: "Thank you algorithm. That's just what I wanted."

The algorithm: "I'm happy to serve."

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Me with the algorithm: "I like X."

The algorithm: "X sounds like S. Here's some S content."

Me: "That is absolutely nothing like what I chose."

The algorithm: "Here's some A content. Learn to like that stuff like a normal person."

Me: "EXCUSE ME?!"