#alternatively:

[im-still-watching-anime]

apollo’s confidence in court: oh my god i’m the worst lawyer ever my client is going to go to JAIL because i can’t even do my JOB

apollo’s confidence outside of court: i’m the only smart one here, i’m the most normal guy in the world and NO ONE is doing it like i am, investigations are EASY, klavier gavin wants me carnally

[dinowatermelons]

It would be soooo funny if beef’s vet was also flambae’s sibling.

Like ok, Robert is shit at going to the doctor, but he never misses an appointment for beef. That’s his baby boy, his son.

So the vet congratulates Robert on getting beef to lose a few pounds

Robert is just “thanks, my boyfriend has been adamant on him losing weight”

“Oh that’s great, be sure to keep him around long enough for beef to lose at least 3 more pounds”

“At this point, I think we’re in it for the long term, meeting his family tonight and everything”

“Congrats! I got a big family dinner tonight too, hopefully it goes well for both of us.”

And then the conversation returns to beef’s check up, the vet not thinking much about the prior conversation beyond “what a crazy coincidence it would be if my brother was dating beef’s owner”

UNTIL LATER THAT EVENING, WHO IS AT THE DOOR WITH A BEEF? WHY NONE OTHER THAN ROBERT R. ROBERTSON THE 3RD

[merlins-art]

And you call it madness, ah but i call it gay gay homosexual gay

[starrynet]

will smith ipad enjoyer

[thychesters]

in the end, you cannot save her. you tell her you love her and that's the truth. you tell her you're in this together, until the end, but that is a lie. she sends you away. you are her closest companion and she is your best friend. she is a sun gone supernova, always torn between too much and not enough. you have seen the demands the galaxy makes of her, the cracks in the veneer. of course you would, you are the one who has always been beside her in this. are you kidding? you're right behind her. always close enough to catch the slip of teeth in her half smiles, the flicker in her eyes in the moments in between. the commander is only human, you hear and you know this, and you know how well she hides it, but you have felt the tremor in her hand as she laces her fingers around yours. they do it only once when you grip hers and talk about retirement. imagine that, a future. a life. you tell her to meet you at the bar. she does not laugh, but she holds you closer.

you will remember her in pieces—or that is a fear of yours, isn't it. soon you will forget the finer details of her face, her voice and the shape of her mouth as it formed words that would have once been incomprehensible. will you remember the way she held herself, how it felt when she fell asleep against your arm? her real laugh instead of that small huff? will you remember how she said your name or the way it felt to say hers?

you can still do something, you think; you can still save her, you can still make sure she's not alone. not in this. you called it ruthless calculus, but you know the brutality of loss, the sense of betrayal as the galaxy takes away just one more person. you tell her that you love her, that you are in this together. in the end, this does not matter. in the end, you cannot save her.

[carrion-moon]

this fanfic shit is easy

[runningfromdragonflies]

she's bigger than john lennon