#shakarian

[aereona]

further bullshutting, on the Shepard came back wrong thing [previous]

Dossier - Archangel

Garrus: Shep—Jane, wha-h-h-how? Shepard: Guh—Gaus—GUSSER ... 5 mins later ... Shepard: I’m shouting you, Gusser, they bug-fuck-bring me back right. Garrus: Wrong? Shepard: Uhu, that. Uh... know. I feel. Garrus: Bastards. Who do I kill? Shepard (reaching up to stroke his mandible): Me. Garrus: Very funny. Shepard (groans and points at Miranda and Jacob): Me. Kill. Cerbies. Garrus: Indeed, and so you will. I’ve got your six. Just say when.

words are really fucking hard with brain trauma, yeah?

it's based on my own aphasia and paraphasia, which i got after a seizure with oxygen deprivation over a decade ago. it's not as bad now, but words are still difficult most days, and they don't always come out of my mouth the way they are in my head. quite fun to write, though.

(psa: don't put stuff in someone's mouth when they have a seizure because they will. fucking. choke. and probably end up hating you if they survive😉)

[xf-art]

Super excited to finally share the art I made for MidnightAcrobat's work!

[marqkace]

Illustration for Shotgun Wedding! Such a fun fic; please go not only read it but also leave a lovely comment for the lovely dawningdaydream!!

[kissmeimadragonlord]

Chapters: 14/? Fandom: Mass Effect Trilogy Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Female Shepard/Garrus Vakarian, Female Shepard & Garrus Vakarian Characters: Female Shepard (Mass Effect), Garrus Vakarian, Tali'Zorah nar Rayya, Jeff "Joker" Moreau, Thane Krios, Jack | Subject Zero, Karin Chakwas, Mordin Solus, EDI (Mass Effect), Samara (Mass Effect), Miranda Lawson, Grunt (Mentioned), Liara T'Soni, Kaidan Alenko Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Mass Effect 2, Human Garrus Vakarian, Angst, Angst and Feels, Mutual Pining, Idiots in Love, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Eventual Romance, Eventual Smut, Fluff and Hurt/Comfort, mild PTSD, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Sexual Tension, Romantic Tension, Masturbation, Masturbation in Shower, Garrus is figuring out this 'being human' thing, Smut, Cunnilingus, Penetrative Sex, Love Confessions, POV Alternating, Multiverse, Blow Jobs, Dominant Garrus Summary:

Shepard and her Suicide Squad are gearing up for their trip though the Omega-4 Relay when they're attacked by a collector ship and take an unexpected trip that changes, well, everything. And some things? Some things have changed more than others

[superssolid]

Chapter 8 of my Shakarian fic, The Conduit Between Us, is out! Read it here!

Shepard and her gang have made it to Virmire, and run into someone willing to help them storm Saren's base. Caution is advised, however.

"I don't know, Shepard, it stinks." Kaidan took another puff. "Non-standard gear, non-standard ship, no insignia. Black ops like those are rarely upfront about their goals. Who knows what they're up to." Shepard curled and uncurled the fingers of her hand, bringing up her omni-tool to search the Alliance Personnel Database. "Their CO seems to check out. I know chasing after a rogue Spectre can make it look like everyone's out to get us, but we can't conduct an operation that way. Intelligence just plays their operations differently, try and put it out of your mind." He massaged his knuckles, blowing smoke again. "So, you think it's nothing?" "Yeah," she lied.

[herhighness-thequeenofhearts]

Famous last words

You fuckin clowns

[mounted-archer]

I had the absolute joy of participating in this years Shakarian mini-bang ( @shakarianminibang ) and the privilege of working with @cupnoodlefrog , who wrote a banger (heh) of a fic, which you can read [HERE]

Full artwork can be seen [Here] and, well…..you know me 😏