Aug 14, 2021
Risotto returning with diavolo, doppio, Bruno and abbacchio: what the hell happened here?!
Formaggio with his nails done, hair styled and practically drenched in channel perfume: teens
Prosciutto: oh thank god your all back!, please just take them!!
Melone: is the fire out now?
Risotto: fire?!!
*Trish and Giorno sneaking up behind risotto intending to make him a new victim of their makeover* pink would look better than whatever this clown is wearing right now
Oh gosh, pls not Risotto, pls, the rice man has suffered enough, at this point Bruno grabs the kids and runs before anyone notices that half the back yard has been torched.