we were trying to translate a passage and got sidetracked
Me: Let go of the banana.
Bf: But I have to have a firm grip on my banana at all time.
Me: Give me the banana.
Him: Stop touching my banana.
Me: Stoooopppppppppppp
Him: Can I deep throat the banana?
A friend nearby: What?
Me: He's good at deep-throating bananas. It's an excellent talent.
Him: Well, there's no good context for that.










