Aug 9, 2018
To be mad in a deranged world is not madness, it's sanity.
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To be mad in a deranged world is not madness, it's sanity.
TheEndOfTheFuckingWorld
Dear Dad,
Because this year I didn't bring you Nigel, I bought you one instead.
Only my Dad would post a video of himself doing victory laps on a riding lawnmower because he reached 40,000 twitter followers.
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I DON'T WANT MY GRANDSON TO BE HALF A WEENER.
Robert Carter.
My Dad will only ever be the Father of me.
Sierra and Lacey.
But mainly me..because I'm his biological daughter.
:3 THE REST OF YOU CAN FUCK OFF. MY DAD. I DON'T SHARE HIM. D:<
Go downstairs to get hot coco. Dads wearing ear muffs.
Alyssa: Ear muffs, why? Dad: Two vocalists, s'all I'm saying.
DRIVE BY ACTING EXERCISE. YOU'RE ALL TERRIFIED DOLPHINS! LIVE THE FEAR!
Rob Carter.
Dad, y u so dirty minded? We're just snuggling.
Dad: ALYSSA! COME DOWN HERE AND TAKE YOUR PILLS.
Alyssa: NO. NO PILLS. EVER.
Dad: DON'T MAKE ME COME UP THESE STAIRS!
Alyssa: I'M IN BED!
Dad: BIG DEAL! I'VE PULLED YOU OUT OF THAT BED A HUNDRED TIMES.
Alyssa: WITH IAN!
Dad: NEVER COMING UP THESE STAIRS.