#alyssia rambles

[doetic]

So grateful to be featured in Schlatt's latest video!

[doetic]

who up staring at photos of they schlatt??

[doetic]

Doetic's tomodachi schlatt update:

(don't want to spam ppl so I'm just gonna make a few occasional medium sized posts)

The game has decided that he is the least desirable mii on the island. His desirability score is in the negatives and he's been rejected by my friend three times.

Despite his unlucky love life, Schlatt still believes in love and decided to set up my mii with the most desirable mii on the island, Mercer Frey. He dressed like a little freak while doing so.

His scheme did work, but he himself remains the least desirable mii on the island so if he was after some good karma to increase his luck he did not get it.

Schlatt has a few friends but the only one I've seen him hang out with is my mii because they both like cats. Him and my mii don't get along all that well but they put their differences aside to precariously dangle a cat together.

The activity items I was able to give him through leveling up so far were the baseball bat (he promptly used it to recreate 'Schlatt's big day out'), and his own cat to dangle precariously.

Schlatt also wore a cunty uniform at his part time job to sell apartment decor, then last night had a nightmare about being a backpack charm.

And, I was of course curious... there's no luck for us.

[doetic]

it’s been 20 seconds and schlatts version of “baby it’s cold outside” has me living my feet and giggling

[doetic]

by popular demand i’m currently continuing my obsessive schlatt fic, hunger. im not gonna apologize for how long it is going to be. however i am here to warn you, this shit is fuckinf LONG. 3k words and i’m not even halfway

[doetic]

does anyone have ideas for an obsessive schlatt x reader one shot? I need to practice writing again so i can continue my fics that i have accidentally abandoned and im ITCHINGGGGG to write schlatt being evil or something. i had so much fun writing my last obsessive schlatt oneshot. send me and ask or something if you have something you want me to write pls!!

[doetic]

This is an important message that needs to get out to Jschlatt!

There is a gang war in NY. The first gang to get to 100 kills, gets to take over that part of the state. You NEED to be careful, Schlatt. You could be at high risk because of your high status. PLEASE be safe, everyone in or around NY, and please reblog this to get it to the youtubers in NY.

I just worry about their safety.

jschlatt stay safe! <3

[doetic]

Wow! Thank you so much to everyone who has used it!