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When He Sees Me
Jshlatt X Waitress!Reader
Non Social media Au, reader is implied black / poc, but anyone is welcome to read this!
Warnings:
A/N: Im so nervous about this :/ Lmk if you find any spelling errors or anything!! Tyty
Also so sorry if characterization is a bit off, im trying to keep everyone a bit mysterious for a bit </3
Schlatt with hangover partner HC
Notes: The other day I fought one of the worst hangover of my life while working in the 40°C/104°F heat and I had to cope somehow. Also I'm too lazy to make it a proper fic, sorry.
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after many promises and lots of planning Schlatt finally took you to Japan on your anniversary
and an anniversary obviously means celebrating with a drink or two
or in your case a lot
the next day Schlatt woke up to an empty space next to him in bed
he then quickly found you sitting on the floor in the livingroom of the fancy hotel suit he booked for you two
the AC was on full blast and you sat directly under the cold breeze
a trash can suspiciously close to you and a bottle of ice cold water in your hand (obviously from the ridiculusly overpriced minibar)
Schlatt imediately read the message and started to chuckle.
"Look, it's a hangover Toots."
"What happened to 'good morning'?" You answered with a hoarse voice.
Schlatt sat down next to you on the floor and started to rub your back to provide some sort of sympathy and comfort.
"I told you to drink water last night, right?"
"Yeah, you did."
"And you said..."
"That I don't drink water."
"Because..."
"Because fish fuck in it."
"So what we learned?"
"That it's still a great joke when delivered right. And last night was a perfect timing."
He thought about it for a minute and remembered he did almost piss himself when you said that last night with a serious face.
"Yeah, fair enough."
he tries to gather your hair to clip it back with a clawclip
he fails miseraby but it's good enough to keep your hair out of your face
he stays by your side the whole time while you're suffering in silence and contemplate all your life choices that put you in that situation
only leaves when you ask him to bring something for you
cold cloth on your neck or forehead, isotonic drink, ginger ale, whatever that might soothes your stomach
he can't hold himself back from joking about the whole situation to at least lighten your mood a little
"See? This is *almost* what the men flu feels like."
"Shut up!"
"You know what's best in this heat? A nice cold beer."
"Shut. Up."
tries to feed you crackers so at least you eat something
even after you feel better he keeps a close eye on you so you drink enough water and eat food that won't hurt your tummy
extra cuddles and pampering all day in general (he's an overgrown teddy bear, we all know it), he doesn't even let you lift a finger
"When He Sees Me" info card
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𝓞𝓾𝓻 𝓢𝓮𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓽𝓼. 𝓙𝓼𝓬𝓱𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓽
Friends to lovers / pre relationship / sleep deprived characters / everyones a streamer / living in texas / art / finding herself / schlatt is on and off / angst / schlatt is a fool / he might fuck up everything if he’s not careful
Schlatt and Dewy have always been just friends. There was a time when Dewy was all Schlatt could think about. Now, months after Dewy’s hiatus he wonders if this time would be different. Or if hell hide his feelings away again.
Dewy spent months pursuing her dream, art. But after months of job application, portfolios, friends who didn’t seem genuine, shitty prices, shes exhausted. After receiving an acceptance letter shes packing up ti move to Texas. Returning to a life she once ran from. She can’t stop thinking about a call her and Schlatt shared months ago. And when he’s the first person to ask hows shes really doing she cant help but think what if they gave it a shot.
Started - November 26,2026
Completed - Pending
Start here ⁀➴ Chapter 01.
Chapter Two. Treats & Sweets
Angst at the end / comfort / new beginnings / schlatt loves donuts / mature themes / starting over / schlatt finds himself / short story / baker to doctor / medical school / baking / youtuber schlatt / you are the oc / schlatt is a sweetie pie
Start at the beginning
𝓜𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓮 ⋆˚𝜗𝜚˚⋆
Lunchtime had passed, and it was time for me to get to work. I grabbed my laptop and settled at one of the small tables near the window. One by one, I created social media pages on every platform I could think of.
Bio: Remodeling. Follow and watch our journey.
I set up a GoFundMe and linked it to each account, then started following other bakeries and small business pages, hoping the algorithm would be kind to us. Hoping people would be kind.
After an hour or two of putting us out there, I leaned back in my chair and took a long, deep breath. It felt like the first time all day I'd let myself pause.
The bell above the door rang.
I peeked over my shoulder and froze.
It was the same guy from earlier that morning.
"What, you come get a donut for lunch too?" I teased.
"Actually, that's a great idea," he said.
I laughed, and so did he. Then his expression shifted to something more serious.
"No, actually... I was hoping to catch you alone."
Weird.
"Look, I've been coming here for almost a year now. I love this place, and I'd hate to see it close. I want to help."
I sighed. "How exactly do you plan on doing that?"
"Well, first off, I've got a lot of spare time. And a handsome face behind the counter could bring in customers."
"We couldn't pay you."
He shook his head. "Didn't expect you to." He reached into his jacket, pulling out an envelope and holding it out to me. "Here."
I opened it.
A check. $5,000 made out to Sweets & Treats. I screeched.
"No, no, Jonathan. I can't. We can't. She wouldn't..."
"Which is exactly why I'm giving it to you," he cut in gently. "I've got spare money, and if it's going to a good cause, fuck it. Mera deserves to keep this place. But it needs renovating."
I wanted to argue. I really did. But he wasn't wrong and that somehow made it harder.
I still didn't understand why he wanted to help so badly.
"So," he said, glancing at my laptop, "what've you been working on?"
"You know, Jonathan, you're so nosey."
He shrugged. "Worth a shot."
I rolled my eyes. "Fine. We start tomorrow."
"I'll pick you up."
Before I could disagree, he was already out the door.
~
The rest of the day passed slowly, with Momo and I tending to the store and catching up on lost time.
During the school year, I managed to call her at least once a week, but between studying, work, and on-campus activities, I was booked almost 24/7. I never really bothered with relationships, which was kind of crazy considering how excited I'd been to meet someone when I first started school. Once I got there, though, my priorities shifted. I was more focused on my future than the present most of the time.
The iPad we used as a register beeped with a new online order this one for a birthday cake. Momo waddled over to take a look, then read off the details to me. We both leaned in to review the request. The mom had attached reference photos, explaining that her daughter wanted a K-pop demon hunter inspired cake.
I laughed, thinking back to the night my roommate had forced me to take a break and watch the new kids' movie on Netflix. By the end of it, I'd already added the soundtrack to my phone.
It felt like the perfect opportunity to post something on TikTok to promote our custom cake orders. I tried explaining how TikTok worked to Momo more than once. She didn't really understand, even though she nodded along and agreed anyway.
She worked diligently, the way she always did when something mattered. This order mattered. A birthday cake due by morning, promised for a little extra cash, and Momo treated it like a personal request rather than a transaction.
The bakery was quiet at this hour. Our layout was simple, familiar enough that I could picture it with my eyes closed. Seating to the left small round tables pushed close together, chairs tucked in neatly. To the right, the cashier and the glass display case, shelves still holding the day's leftover sweets. Behind the counter were two doors: one leading upstairs to our apartment, the other into the kitchen, where the real work happened.
Momo disappeared through the kitchen door without a word. I followed a moment later, phone already in my hand not just out of habit, but because the bakery needed it. The social pages didn't run themselves, and people loved seeing the process almost as much as the finished product.
She measured carefully, movements precise but unhurried. Flour dusted the counter. The rhythmic scrape of the spatula against the bowl filled the space as she mixed, focused, brows slightly furrowed. I filmed quietly short clips meant for stories and reels. Her hands folding batter. The oven preheating. The pause when she tilted her head, scrolling Pinterest, clearly picturing something that hadn't existed yet. I stayed out of her way, careful with my angles, making sure nothing slipped into frame that she'd want kept secret.
When the cake went into the oven and the timer clicked on, I caught the moment she wiped her hands on her apron and leaned against the counter, phone glow reflecting in her eyes as she refined the idea. Content and creation happening side by side.
When the cake finally came out, warm and perfect, we let it cool while talking through the final design. By the time decorating started, the vision was locked in.
It became a colorful, highly decorative rectangular cake with a playful, pop-inspired theme. Pastel buttercream swirled across the surface in pinks, purples, teals, and blues, layered thick with texture. Rosettes and shells framed the edges, each one piped with steady confidence. I circled the counter, recording every stage: the icing spreading, the details forming, the transformation happening in real time.
The top filled quickly—glittering stars, musical notes, hearts, disco-ball accents, pearls, candy-like decorations catching the light as she placed them one by one. At the center, she set the illustrated topper: the stars, K-Pop Demon Hunters. I grabbed one last slow pan, knowing it would do well once posted.
She stepped back to look at it, hands resting on the counter, a quiet satisfaction forming over her face.
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