Sep 24, 2025
swear to god the second my parents go to bed I suddenly lack the basic human function if Not Dropping Everything Every Three Seconds.
so far tonight I have dropped:
Approximately 57 Angel hair noodles
My phone x4
a glass jar of juice slipped out my fingers at the last second onto a loud as shit table, nothing broke, but it was so loud
The lid to the pasta pot x2
my FINALLY finished bowl of pasta, which also slipped out of my fingers over the table, so I got to at least enjoy my noodles in peace after making a loud-ass BANG noise when I attempted to set them down.