Link Intervention
(Just a normal day in Hyrule and link has just returned home from his daily monster hunt)
Link opening doors to his house: ah home sweet hom....
Link just saw Teba Saki Kass Amali Revali Sidon Mipha Muzu Daruk Urbosa Riju Impa and Zelda all sitting down in a circle
Link: uhhhhhhh hey guys quick question
Link: one what are you doing in my house
Link: AND HOW DO YOU EVEN GET IN MY HOUSE
No seem to answer link
Link: and why are you all sitting like that
Link: it almost as if you guys are having a intervention for me
Everyone: .........
Then the thought final hit link and when he tries to grap his slate he got tackled by Urbosa Teba and Sidon
Urbosa holding link: oh your not running away from this
Link:you’ll never take me alive
It took about 30 minutes for link to be tied up in a chair
Link: WHY ARE YOU DONIG THIS TO ME
Zelda: Link as you already know it been 2 years since the Camilty has been vanquish
Zelda: and by the grace of hyila returned everyone who lives were taking from 100 years ago
Link: I am aware
Zelda: so let me ask this question
Zelda: why THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL ON A KILLING RAMPAGE
Zelda went complete insane that Urbosa had to pull her away from link
Link terrified: I have no idea what your talking about
Mipha: link everytime a blood moon arrives half the domain see you jumping of two rail carts from the sky and always ride on the Lynel
Link: and I don’t see what the big deal
Sidon: you started fight that Lynel with nothing but bombs
Muzu: and you always used bomb arrows to kill the hinox near the domain
Link: so
Muzu: you always shot them from the plaza in the domain
Sidon: and you Literally used shock arrows on the water to try and kill fish
Link: ok I get it but in my defense
Link........... I was just hungry
Everyone: *groans*
Link: what?
Teba: also you nearly destoryed a bridge from the Rito village
Link: hey skeltons came out of nowhere
Revali: yeah but did you have to use bomb arrows
Link: that what all I had
Urbosa: link it has come to the point that the monsters are so tired of dying to you they asked to hide in towns just so they can peacefully avoid you
Saki: and their your kill challenges
Link: I don’t do kill challenges
Sidon : what about the hell fire where you flew over a a camp of monsters and only using fire arrows
Kass: or ice selfie where you freeze horses monsters and resources just to take a picture with them
Link: I have never taking a picture
Link was clearly lying because he had a whole Variety of pictures
Muzu: gurdian joy ride
Mipha: bomb buffet
Daruk: the no armor challenge
Urbosa: going into desserts storms
Revali: falling to your death but using Mipha’s grace and fairies to revive you
Sidon: fight monsters by just shield surfing
Kass: swing sword with magnetisms while it got hit by lighting
Teba: throwing bomb barrels
Amali: taking monster guts and eating them
Link: they make good elixirs
Zelda: and you constantly invade the Yiga clan hideout just to get gems and bananas
Zelda: you also use the master sword to cut down trees
Zelda:TREESS
Link: ok ok my actions may have in danger all of hyrule and myself
Link: but I have a perfectly good explanation for all of it
Revali: which is
Link:......
Link: ......... I got nothing better to do
Everyone*groans*
All of hyrule *groans*
Link and Zelda’s ancestors *groans*
Link: and it not like I have a choose
Link: looks at viewer
Teba: wha. What is he looking at