Error 400 – 418
I miss you
400 Bad Request
I want you
403 Forbidden
I want you so much
402 Payment Required
I want to see you
404 Not Found: Page Cannot Be Displayed
(The most likely causes are that you are not connected to the
internet or that the address you entered is incorrect)
I only want to see you
415 Unsupported Media Type
I must see you!
426 Upgrade Required
I wanna bite you
423 Locked
WTF? How I’d love to lock you up
405 Method Not Allowed
I hate you more than anything
451 Redirect
O I love you
401 Unauthorized Uncommitted
Love you love you love you
403.11 You have exceeded the number of allowed attempts
I love you!!
418 I’m a teapot
— Amang Hung
"Error 400 – 418" poem by Taiwanese poet-filmmaker Amang Hung (translated by Steve Bradbury) from the collection Raised by Wolves, read by me.