(1/2) I appreciate a good baby!damian post as much as the next person but we need to take this FURTHER. Talia, 6-months pregnant, seeks refuge at the manor. Bruce dotes on her hand-and-foot, gets her everything she wants, and carries her from the couch to the armchair just because. there's peacocks there. no one knows how or why. bruce refuses to put the baby down once he's born and spends all day staring broodily at his face
(2/2) meanwhile in a nearby alternate universe, pregnant talia shows up while dick is batman and bruce is "dead". it.... doesnt go well. at one point talia uses her pregnancy strength to try and strangle dick, and, unable to fight off a pregnant woman, he can do nothing but wait for alfred to come to his rescue :/
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michelle im supposed to be studying but i can’t stop reading this over and over omg, the PEACOCKS, the doting, the broody staring. bruce is probably like, i want to adopt this baby. and talia is like you don’t have to adopt it, it’s already yours, and bruce is like :0
and dick and talia being enemy roommates and reluctantly attending birthing classes together and co-parenting... i’m yelling. i love it. i’m going to mail this ask to dc comics hq.
