#amazon?

[chicoca]

i rent and justice for all on amazon prime, im so excitedddd!!!

[sortableroseanimations]

My sibling REALLY likes sharks. so for their birthday i thought id get them some cute shark stuff off of amazon, right?

lotta shark stuff down here.

yeah this is good great excellent - what is that down there

okay. sure. ill watch it later, its free with prime - okay whats this now.

Okay, good sacreligious movie title, im in - god dammit another one

virus shark has no picture, but it sounds stupid, so im - ANOTHER ONE??

okay. okay it cant get weirder than this. this has to be the end - NOPE

okay. toxic sharks. fuck it. why n - DAMMIT

THIS ONE ISN'T EVEN RELATED TO THE OTHERS! IT JUST SOUNDS BAD!

...

every single one of these movies is now on my watchlist. im going to have a movie night with my friends, and theyre going to be subject to shitty shark horror movies (shorror movies, if you will).

i cannot live with this knowledge. you all are coming down with me.

[clearlyluffy]

how does that even happen 😭

[babymagi]

I want a shelf

I want to buy all the physical manga copies of Magi and put them on this shelf

Only problem is I'm fUCKING BROKE

[eggs-n-ham-sam]

I was looking through some old files with story ideas, and does anyone understand this?

[xxdoubledaisyxx]

Let's say you change your phone number

How on earth are you going to log back into all your accounts and update your profile information? What in God's name are you going to do!? All of heaven could not solve that problem, and it baffles the princes of the world as well.

Surely this is a scam of yours and you will not be surprised to be beaten within an inch of your life for offending and insulting me in such a vile and ungodly way.

[scrumptiousfoxglitter]

"5 seasons"

No da faq there aren't.