Apr 21, 2020
Me to my cat: hey what are you doing? Why are you eating my charger???
My cat: property? ownership? Your petty human words hold know no meaning here, this table that you've foolishly discarded your valuables. Those who protect their prizes of war best learn to adapt to changed circumstances when they are stolen or-
Me: that's great *picks up*
My cat: give me back my spicy string you horrible fiend