#american toads

[reallyprofoundkryptonite]

most people calling big, fat toads he's is really funny to me with how human ideas of gender dimorphism effects how we view animals because there is a 90% chance that very large, very fat beast is actually a woman and you just misgendered her.

unless they peep when you pick them up they are either too young to tell, in the case of them being small, or they are, in fact a very large madam.

thats actually very large lady not a man

[toadschooled]

Well if it isn’t E-mail…

[cafehollanov]

Sometimes I post normal things. Sometimes.

This wonderful little dude was unfortunately trapped in my garage overnight, but when I opened the door, I saw him waiting very politely to be let out.

A beautiful eastern American toad (A. a. americanus)

[cameopeach]

This is a parody magazine about American Dolls but using toads instead. I learned a) I am NOT an American Toad and b) there are many negative phrases featuring toads. (e. g. he croaked instead he died.)

[antiqueanimals]

Life in a Pond. Illustrated by Marjorie Hartwell. 1967.

Internet Archive

[fresh-frogs]

Over time I’ve noticed that toads actually have quite a bit of variation in pattern and color. Of all the toads I’ve found, I like these the best! The middle one was just so orange... I’d name it pumpkin

[faerie-frogs]

Size comparisons for my boys :)

[toadyboys]

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