We're in our hotel after Mayo Jax[*] on Thanksgiving morning. Tristan's Fetch and Tug Buddy wants to see the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. Everything on TV is Santa, Santa, oh original Star Wars that's nice, Santa, hey Jimmy Stewart, Santa...
--oh! there's the parade! Apparently if we want to see All-American Thanksgiving on Thanksgiving Day, we have to go to the Spanish channel.
[*] "We need to do a lot of investigation" (let's take a lot of your blood, have you inhale things, zap you with electricity until your body jerks involuntarily, and take some of your skin and muscle too)
[**] Oh. Also christomas















