#ami.text

[firelord-jerkbender]

It's been 20 years and I can't believe a character was named Chutney in Legally Blonde, it's like calling yourself Ketchup

[malomis]

[firelord-jerkbender]

My follower count dropped by 1 and the last post I reblogged/queued up was about making 22 episode seasons for Derry Girls and you know what if that was offensive to them I am not sorry

[firelord-jerkbender]

Sometimes I think about in college during one of my classes we had to write an essay about symbolism in movies, and one girl wrote about how the final dance scene in Silver Linings Playbook when Bradley Cooper's face accidentally smashed up against Jlaw's crotch signified that he wanted to eat her pussy instead of, like, it being a funny callback to an earlier scene in the movie.

Anyway that's what being in a fandom is like.

[firelord-jerkbender]

Muslim boys (particularly from the West) are obsessed with Muslim women wearing hijabs because they rely on the presence of hijabis to make up for their lack of spirituality. Y’all need to stop making real, human beings with flaws and desires to be abstract forms of righteousness. That’s something no one can ever live up to, and it’s sick af that y’all put all this pressure on hijabis because you can’t be bothered to deal with your struggling Iman. 

[firelord-jerkbender]

Kamala Aunty is the ONLY aunty who's invited to my dawat

[firelord-jerkbender]

When I was 5 I had a crazy allergic reaction to an antibiotic, so I had a high fever and was like basically incoherent, but in my fevered frenzy I managed to squeak out one question to my mom and it was: “Am I going to die like Princess Diana?” 

Anyway my mom wasted no time to get me to the hospital after that

[firelord-jerkbender]

Decisions, decisions... Should I read something new on Ao3 or re-read The Fallout by everythurday (again for the thousandth time)