If you were a horse I would feed you one small shitty sour apple and then one big huge awesome sweet apple and see how you react to each one
if i were a horse i would still be in the business of catering to others (cantering?) because even as a horse i would try to adopt a sweet demeanor in the hopes of large and sweet apples and snacks, so i would be a little hurt about the sour apple, and try not to show it but in a way where u feel kind of bad and im like neighh its nothinggg... and then the huge sweet apple would be awesome and delicious and iwould run all around the yard and probably assume apples have a 50/50 chance of being good or bad bc im a Horse and not that smart













